turds.

"stephanie, why is there a turd left on my car seat where you were sitting?"
"thats not a turd. thats a piece of shit"

testing testing...

BOOK IT! =)

First, a classic:

"Jordan, what was that?"
"I don't know, but I'm really regretting having swallowed it."

And, now a newbie, from my coworker:

"Don't they still make gays ride in the back of the bus?"

I'm so glad bookit lives on.

The list....

This is an atempt to recover the book it list. if you want to be able to add, ask. ill add you as a contributer.