nuggets

and insightful nuggets of tollerance just keep coming.

biggie biggie biggie, cant you see?

Student to his friend "you and i are just too different. you like biggie and i like tu pac"

weirdo

"either be a dick or be a nice guy - don't be a fucking werido."
Becky

lonely

in math class:
"Are there any questions?" - ms haynes
"Yeah. is one really the lonliest number?" - student.

You dont listen to directions very well.

"Its not my fault. i couldnt listen. the median was in the way" - Kaylin

fallacy?

"there is no connection between phalatio and lap dances" - Jeff

mmmm... hossenfeffer

"Im totaly wearing a T.H.O. bra and a tshirt. on purpose. .. did he just say "its hossenfeffer tonight?" "
"Whats hossenfeffer?"
"Its like angora but tasty."

-Peggy and Dan

quitter

"Unlike us, Molly is not a quitter." - tree

Statistics

"there has to be something wrong with him. statistics say so"
"keep looking, and if you dont find anything, try and screw him up"

-Peg and Mike

MacGyever

"People are going to miss me. there is a liquor store i go to every morning." Richard Dean Andersen on the Simpsons.

crazy blood

"No... the bleeding doesnt take away the crazy." - peggy.