What kind of hair do you listen to?

Student "I need a hair cut, what should I do with it"
Me (kidding)"You could totally pull off a mohawk"
Student (dead serious) "No, I don't listen to that kind of music"

The name of the album is Relativity

Student writes E = M C ^2 on the white board.

Me "Do you even know what that means?"
Student" Yeah! Its a mariah Carey Album!"

I start banging my head on the wall.

"If you teabagged this girl would you feel like you have three testicals or would you just think you had a tumor."



Dan- talking about Kaylin' head.