To earn your degree, you have to pass a different kind of bar exam...

Two Students who have been arguing: "Mrs. O'Connor, is Stripping a major?"
Me: "WHAT?!"
Student A "See, I told you it's not."
Student B "Yes it is!"
Me: "NO IT IS NOT!"

That's right kids, I said "poopy"

To my geometry students: "Give me a thumbs up if you are good, in the middle if you are meh, and thumbs down if you are poopy."