Two Students who have been arguing: "Mrs. O'Connor, is Stripping a major?"
Me: "WHAT?!"
Student A "See, I told you it's not."
Student B "Yes it is!"
Me: "NO IT IS NOT!"
Friday, March 26, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
That's right kids, I said "poopy"
To my geometry students: "Give me a thumbs up if you are good, in the middle if you are meh, and thumbs down if you are poopy."
Saturday, May 02, 2009
Friday, May 01, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Friday, November 14, 2008
What kind of hair do you listen to?
Student "I need a hair cut, what should I do with it"
Me (kidding)"You could totally pull off a mohawk"
Student (dead serious) "No, I don't listen to that kind of music"
Me (kidding)"You could totally pull off a mohawk"
Student (dead serious) "No, I don't listen to that kind of music"
The name of the album is Relativity
Student writes E = M C ^2 on the white board.
Me "Do you even know what that means?"
Student" Yeah! Its a mariah Carey Album!"
I start banging my head on the wall.
Me "Do you even know what that means?"
Student" Yeah! Its a mariah Carey Album!"
I start banging my head on the wall.
Saturday, August 02, 2008
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
biggie biggie biggie, cant you see?
Student to his friend "you and i are just too different. you like biggie and i like tu pac"
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Friday, May 12, 2006
lonely
in math class:
"Are there any questions?" - ms haynes
"Yeah. is one really the lonliest number?" - student.
"Are there any questions?" - ms haynes
"Yeah. is one really the lonliest number?" - student.
You dont listen to directions very well.
"Its not my fault. i couldnt listen. the median was in the way" - Kaylin
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
mmmm... hossenfeffer
"Im totaly wearing a T.H.O. bra and a tshirt. on purpose. .. did he just say "its hossenfeffer tonight?" "
"Whats hossenfeffer?"
"Its like angora but tasty."
-Peggy and Dan
"Whats hossenfeffer?"
"Its like angora but tasty."
-Peggy and Dan
Friday, April 14, 2006
Monday, April 10, 2006
Statistics
"there has to be something wrong with him. statistics say so"
"keep looking, and if you dont find anything, try and screw him up"
-Peg and Mike
"keep looking, and if you dont find anything, try and screw him up"
-Peg and Mike
Sunday, April 09, 2006
MacGyever
"People are going to miss me. there is a liquor store i go to every morning." Richard Dean Andersen on the Simpsons.
Friday, March 17, 2006
Friday, November 25, 2005
turds.
"stephanie, why is there a turd left on my car seat where you were sitting?"
"thats not a turd. thats a piece of shit"
"thats not a turd. thats a piece of shit"
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Saturday, October 22, 2005
BOOK IT! =)
First, a classic:
"Jordan, what was that?"
"I don't know, but I'm really regretting having swallowed it."
And, now a newbie, from my coworker:
"Don't they still make gays ride in the back of the bus?"
I'm so glad bookit lives on.
"Jordan, what was that?"
"I don't know, but I'm really regretting having swallowed it."
And, now a newbie, from my coworker:
"Don't they still make gays ride in the back of the bus?"
I'm so glad bookit lives on.
The list....
This is an atempt to recover the book it list. if you want to be able to add, ask. ill add you as a contributer.
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